Ok, update 2.0 on the previous “hunting” post…
Although I realize that my desired buddy is in fact out there who actually has a fondness for a person with a profile picture of a human chicken-pig, I have come to terms with the fact that they may have been accidentally mis-directed to a Pepperidge Farm eCourse Adventure course by mistake, and not this course. Thus, I could keep waiting indefinitely.
Alas, disregard any aforementioned reference in my initial post to a chicken-pig. The weasel reference still stands, though my profile has morphed.